TELEGRAM SUS

RUMOURS ALL TRUE STOP

SAVAGE HAIRY DEADLINE EATING ME ALIVE STOP

COMMENTS ALL MOST AMUSING PLEASE DON’T STOP STOP

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6 thoughts on “TELEGRAM SUS

  1. Rarg definitely needs to get round to you with his trusty cricket bat – I’ve never liked deadlines but didnt realise they were quite so fierce!!

  2. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

    Only posting this because if I don’t someone else will.

  3. Ah Susie luv, see how WELL you are settling into this writerly life. Already missing deadlines like an old pro. You’re like an Oxford fresher having an alcohol-and caffeine-fueled essay crisis in Week One. How dare you be so cool.

  4. Ick, I don’t want that in my bath, thnx! Just had the new boiler and water tank put in and had a bath after four days of boiling kettles for a wash. Bath was full of gravel, but thankfully no deadlinefish. Bleh.

    Susie keep your bum on the seat and we’ll see you when you get back from Scarydeadlineland.

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